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surprisebitch:

i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

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youwerethereforme:

              the o n l y thing to do

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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ugly:

cartel:

ugly:

stop calling me the c-word

what, you don’t want me calling you cute?

no because you don’t fuck cute

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barackfuckingobama:

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barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

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Me in two sentences.

Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
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vesley:

my whole life

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